The Perfect Boyfriend doesn’t exist!

the perfect boyfriend

That’s right people the title says it all. As junior school science teachers taught you with a stink in their hands that there is no such thing as an ideal machine, it’s true that there is no such thing as a perfect boyfriend. There are always some kind of losses on the path of love. Sometimes the effeciency sucks so bad that the loss overtake the gain.

If you go about defining a perfect boyfriend then I guess you’ll throw in the following attributes or qualities as some girls might call it.

– Calm
– Obedient
– Rich
– Faithful
– Rich
– Good looking (or in words from the heart, damn sexy)
– Rich

And yes I forgot to mention he should be rich.

They say all good men are taken while most are married, the remaining choose to exploit their position of being ‘good’ to get laid. So the hunt for a perfect boyfriend end right at the point of the begining. Good guys are so hard to come by and those that do come by fly at the blink of an eye. What a girl is actually left with is random fragments of desperate males trying to prove their worth in the real world. Not to forget the geeks that carry a URL with them, all the time.

If by any chance you get your hands on such a guy the relationship tends to be headed towards the Bermuda Triangle. Everything starts off so well and the world seems like heaven on a chocolate cake. You dream and dream about the endless possibilities that the future hold before you. Then at a point there comes a moment of truth when he disappears. He’s obviously cheating on you, getting laid with another woman or simply bored out of you. He remains a perfect guy in the relationship until he really starts thinking.

He doesn’t disappear for the entire time. Once again he re-appears in your life for vomiting out those last words. You are taken by surprise. You were ready to give everything up for this one perfect boyfriend that you had and he comes up to you and tells you that he’s just out of ideas on how to carry on with the relationship.

This just doesn’t make any sense to you. Does it? But you still went on and probably read the whole damn thing. Anyways I’m going through the hardest part of my life and I just can’t help myself. I’m brooding over the whole break-up issue all over the web. That makes me wonder, did I get ditched for being a geek? But then I never used to tweet in-between any love making session. Or did I?!

1,786 Replies to “The Perfect Boyfriend doesn’t exist!”

  1. is this really happening all in India, like as you quoted above:

    “”Then at a point there comes a moment of truth when he disappears. He’s obviously cheating on you, getting laid with another woman or simply bored out of you. That makes me wonder, did I get ditched for being a geek? I’m brooding over the whole break-up issue all over the web.But then I never used to tweet in-between any love making session. Or did I?!””

    WOW. I need to visit India rapido in this summer vacation!

    please dont generalize, because all guys are not like that, sometimes its fate and sometimes its a BAD judgement call by both parties and 100% of the time is undue expectations from each other and extremly low tolerence level from one party.Need to exchange resumes and prenuptials before anybody lucky enough in this world to get laid so easily and move on to next one is a rare commodity, this happens frequently etc only in B movies rated R on HBO. Sometimes a guy with less money and looks can give more than all of the above classic traits and act like casanovas behind closed doors.

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