5 Things All Bollywood Chicks MUST DO!

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1. Go for a cosmetic surgery

Look at chicks in Hollywood. And now look at the chicks we got in Bollywood. They’re freaking ugly dude! No matter how hard these chicks try to ape the West they’re just not up to the mark. Except for a few chicks who actually look good enough like Katrina Kaif and Lara Dutta. Look at Bipasha. That’s like kilos of fat sitting on her bikini sporting huge body. I wonder how John makes love to this Eiffel tower. And Aishwarya looks like an aunty to me.

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The Great Indian E-Commerce Review

Even though e-commerce took a lot of time to get used to but the Indian web users have finally swallowed the feeling that it’s quite useful to shop online. I remember the good old days when people were scared at the thought of punching credit card numbers online on a web page. And then there were those chicks who wanted to touch their fabric before making purchases online. Making purchases online has it’s own ups and downs. I’d rather say it has more ups and downs. You just need to be smart enough not to let anyone phish out your sensitive information.

I’ve been an active online shopper for a long time now. Being lazy may be one of the reasons I vote for online shopping but the convenience is pure heaven. Here’s a review of major Indian online e-commerce websites.

1. E-Bay India a.k.a Bazee.com 

I had been an active Bazee user when E-Bay acquired them. E-Bay opened a whole new window of opportunities for the next door chunnu-munnu  to start selling online with minimal investments. Buying on E-bay has become a pleasant experience. There are seller ratings, feedback etc. which always tell you which seller to buy from and which one to stay away from. I’ve bought from E-bay several times and I have always had a positive experience. Simple gadgets, gift items and utilities sell the most at E-Bay. The user interface is neat and the customer care usually respond quickly.

2. IndiaPlaza

Ever since Fabmall merged into IndiaPlaza I have been using them for buying my goodies online. IndiaPlaza is one of the few Indian online stores that remain independent i.e no ugly merchants in the middle so you get-what-you-see on the product description page online. You directly buy from them and thus quality is maintained. IndiaPlaza boasts to be the largest online shopping mall in India. The shipping is a bit slowish. The packaging is great. The customer care is alive and normally responds in 12 hours by e-mail. I use Indiaplaza to buy books and sometimes gadgets. They accept all major credit cards and netbanking payment facility.

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Emotional Atyachar Full Lyrics

Emosanal Attyachaar – Brass Band Version

Jia Jia Jia Jia Doleh…

Yeh dil pighla ke saaz bana loon,
dhadkan ko awaz bana loon,
smoking smoking nikle re dhooan.

Seene mein jalti hai armanon ki arthi,
Arrey what to tell you darling kya hua.
Arrey sapne dekhe jannat ke,
par mitti mein mil jaen,
phooken re ghar baar ki duniya..
ko bole good bye..
Chad jae haye Allah,
jisko bhi yeh bukhaar,

Tauba Tera Jalwa, Tauba tera pyar,
Tera Emosanal Attyachaar!
Tauba Tera Jalwa, Tauba tera pyar,
Tera Emosanal Attyachaar!

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Bollywood’s Bikini Bimbo Brigade 2008!

priyanka chopra wearing a bikini in dostana

There was a time when Bollywood was fascinated by kissing scenes. To inflate an awful lot of hype into the movie the producers would press the director to include a steamy kissing scene in the movie. Even if they had to fake the entire kiss they would still go about raising rumors that there is this special kissing scene in the movie and it became the talk of the town.

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10 Reasons to Skip Aamir’s Ghajini!

aamir khan ghajini movie preview

Aamir Khan’s hairdo for Ghajini is as terrible as the film’s plot. The hairdo reminds me of the next door dog. He sports something similar. 

Ghajini is a yet another Bollywood film inspired by a yet another Hollywood film.

The movie’s climax is residing in almost every Indian’s cell phone inbox.

The actress in the movie whose name I-don’t-bother-to-remember sucks at acting.

The Ghajini soundtrack is simply…..well it’s this bad!
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