Examiner: So you don’t know the answer. Is it?
Student: Ah…just let me think sir.
Examiner: You’ve been thinking for the past 10 minutes. Isn’t it?
Student: Sir I forgot the answer.
Examiner: Great! Do you remember the question I asked you 10 minutes ago?
Student: Ah…sir please give me one more chance.
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Examiner: So why does it rotate from left to right? Why not the other way around?
Student: [Almost amazed] But were were told it rotates left to right only.
Examiner: I know. I’m asking you why doesn’t it go the other way?
Student: Because that will cause an error!
Examiner: So you mean it can go the other way but it’ll cause an error. Right?
Student: No No! It won’t go that way.
Examiner: Which way?
Student: The other way.
Examiner: What is the other way?
Student: The incorrect way.
Examiner: What direction?
Student: The opposite of what you said was the right direction in the beginning.
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Examiner: So what does an operating system do?
Student: It’s a system that operates on software and hardware.
Examiner: Is that so?
Student: Ah…I hope.
Examiner: What is Unix?
Student: Sir please ask a simple question.
Examiner: [Red with anger] What do you mean simple question?
Student: Ah! Sir Unix is not in our syllabus.
Examiner: I’m not asking you any details. Just tell me what Unix is.
Student: Sir I was not well last night, I couldn’t sleep well or eat….
Examiner: [interrupts] Get lost!
Article by Zordy Chauhan
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