Farhan Akhtar in OyeItsFriday!

farhan akhta's latest show oyeitsfriday

Seems like Farhan Akhtar is putting in a lot of dough into unleashing his hidden super powers. We’ve seen him direct, produce, act and sing in films. Now he’s all set to host his own TV show called OyeItsFriday! The show will broadcast weekly on NDTV Imagine.

OyeItsFriday will hit TV screens across the nation on December 12. Farhan seems to be really excited about it. Why shouldn’t he be? He has has a super year. After the success of Rock On, Farhan hasn’t looked back. The one hour show will feature various Bollywood celebrities being quizzed by Farhan. I hope it’s not on the lines of Koffee With Karan. Read as gay Karan. The first show will feature Hrithik Roshan and performances by Neha Dhupia and Hard Kaur.

Here is a sneak preview:
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Music Review: Chandni Chowk to China!

Chandni Chowk to China is one movie that could have made Diwali better for Bollywood freaks. It was disappointing to see them postpone the movie from Diwali to January next year. For those who tuned in late, Chandni Chowk to China or CC2C is directed by Nikhil Advani and stars Akshay Kumar and Deepika Padukone in the lead roles. The film will be Warner Bros.┬ásecond film in Bollywood. The film would be good no doubt. While we wait for the movie, the music is out now. Let’s take a look!

The soundtrack has been composed by several music directors which is a good thing. The composers Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy, Kailash-Paresh-Naresh, Bappi Lahiri-Bappa Lahiri and Bohemia are all well known. The soundtrack comprises of 8 tracks. This includes two remixes.
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A page from Zardari’s personal diary!

It has been just another shitty day at the office for a President. Sometimes I wish Benazir was with me. She could take an awful lot of load off me. But then I wouldn’t have been the President if she was still around. Thank God she’s no more. Oh I mean thank Allah!

Indians have reasons to believe that the Army might take over sometime soon. Damn those Indians! My army is happy with me. I feed them pretty well. I also let them hang around the Afghan border and stare at those American chicks. I mean those female American soldiers.

Speaking of chicks, I’m really missing Sarah Palin. She’s so gorgeous. She hasn’t called me ever since she left. I wonder if I said anything wrong. I only offered to hug her in front of the press. This time around after the Mumbai terror attacks I was hoping they’d send her. Instead they sent that ugly Rice goat. She’s so butt ugly, I’ll let the Indians have Kashmir, if they try to send her one more time.

It’s good to see them mention my name all over television and newspapers. I’m gonna be so popular. I think I should get one of those suits Amitabh Bachchan wears. I wonder what brand he wears. Eh! It’s Bond I guess. He cries out Bond with the Best in one of his promos on TV. Speaking of TV I gotta get myself DTH. The cable wallahs around here are so rude. Even they carry around guns.

I should go to sleep now. I have another busy day waiting for me tomorrow. I have a long list of to-do stuff. Lets see, I have to wake up, read my mails, leave Sarah Palin a message on her answering machine, watch TV, attend some interviews. Oh that’s another busy day at the office for a President.

5 Reasons to skip MTV Roadies 6!

mtv roadies 6

++ Raghu Ram is still bald. (Oh come on! It has been sexy years Raghu.)

++ One Raghu was more than enough. A twin is impossible to tolerate.

++ The show has turned way too predictable.

++ Somehow the adventure part of the show is being killed for the purpose of TRPs.

++ The prize money is surprisingly in multiples of 5 Lakhs. It’s national television for God sake! Don’t shout out loud unless you’re close to a Crore.