OMG! Bollywood chicks and recession?

kangana ranaut Seems like recession has kicked in real hard and Bollywood chicks are suffering from the slowdown in the economy for sure. Just take a look at Kangana Ranaut on the left. It’s a snap from the Raaz-2 success party. If you’ve enjoyed the revealing curves Kangana is happily bragging about so loudly please take a moment and just look at what she’s really wearing. That hideous dress looks like it has been designed by some fashion designing student who committed suicide after designing this dress. Kangana picked it up and you wanna know why? Well. It’s recession. Period.

kareena kapoor fashion sexyOk you’re asking me how does recession affect our red hot Bollywood sirens? I’ll explain it to you in full details. Not to worry but first take a look at Kareena on the right. She is someone who wears dresses of such class. A yellow transparent saree to reveal her curves and hide the effects of recession. Alright I’m getting on your nerves. How does recession affect our chicks? Well recession has kicked US badly. The designers there aren’t coming up with so many new designer clothes so our poor designers back here have nothing to copy. Somehow our Bollywood queens just won’t accept their own creations. So recession screws US. That screws up Bollywood chicks like Kangana and Kareena and ultimately people like you and me lose out on the fantasies.

kareena and saif ali khan together

amisha patel hotWhile Kangana and Kareena might still be having a lot of stuff to brag about, chicks like Amisha Patel who don’t even have enough flicks under their belly suffer the most. Just look at her. She’s almost in tears. Her dress is as hideous as her acting skills. I wonder if that dress was bought from a sale or Fashion Street, Mumbai. Recession or no recession we want our chicks to dress properly. Come on girls you have a lot of guys who can’t get a good night’s sleep just because you’re not looking sexy any more. I am on top of that list.

And now that explains why we haven’t had a ‘hottie of the week’ feature for the past 2 weeks on the blog. Blame it on the slowdown! 😉

Written by Harry

Technology writer, a volcano of ideas, and I'm the guy with a shopping problem.

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