Kalmadi’s pants may come off
Everything has been going down in the recent past when it came to Commonwealth Games. Be it anything – roads, bridges, blood pressure etc. Kalmadi must keep his pants up, I’d suggest a tighter belt or a wardrobe that doesn’t malfunction that day. With the way the noise is going to build up that day and in case a single thing goes fail, Kalmadi’s pants are off.
Delhi goes through a major power failure
While this may not really be much of a possibility but you still can’t take it off the list. We’ve all seen on the national grid goes down. There’s a possibility that those shiny laser and lights shows may not see the light of the day. However Delhi could beg for some extra power that day just to make sure it’s safe or else we can always saw we opened with a noble cause like Earth Hour!
Aliens land right inside the stadium
No I’m not a jerk. Stephen Hawking would agree with me here that Aliens might just land right inside the stadium and go unnoticed. After all, the world may think they’re just a part of the show. The sad part – they might fight to make a temple or mosque on the place once alien’s land or end up giving birth to something right there.
No one shows up
Of course. Everyone decides to catch things live on TV, even the players and no one really turns up for the show. Mascot Shera might be the only one jumping like a lunatic at the opening ceremony. It’ll be sad for Shera for he’ll be high and he’d have no one to molest.
The Queen sends a message – hey we were just kidding!
Although the Queen ain’t coming here (she’s aware of the dengue/viral fever spreading), she might just send across a recorded video message. I won’t be surprised if it goes something like,’Hey! We were just kidding,’ with laughter in the background.
Lalit Modi performs live at the ceremony
With all the money spent on ‘beautification’, we’re only left with moolah that allows Lalit Modi and the likes to perform. Sorry, no Shakira’s waka-waka thing here. They might throw in Lata or Asha there, if they’re not busy taking a nap that day.
Any others you can come up with? Throw ‘em in the comments below.
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