Delhi and Mumbai

in Current Events,Nonsense



Mumbai: Yo baby..check out my new cool sea-link I got!
Delhi: Ah! It’s over rated.

Mumbai: Waddya mean?
Delhi: All I see is a bunch of lunatics trying to hop on and off the damn thing. Plus you spent a whole lot of hard earned tax money on it while taking a helluva time!

Mumbai: Nah! You’re just jealous, you ain’t got nothing cool.
Delhi: Oh yeah?! I just allowed homos some freedom.

Mumbai: Ah! That’s coz you’re gay.
Delhi: Oye teri bhain $#@$#..ZZZZzzz.zzZZZZZ…

Mumbai: What the…?
Delhi: DDdzzZZZZzzzz..damn power cut.

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