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++ Kissing in a classroom is highly dangerous to you and your partner’s reputation. Don’t think no one cares or no one is watching. When you’re in a classroom someone is always watching. Even when you think you’re alone. Basic laws of college.
++ It will always go wrong no matter what. You might be Mr. Hot Shot or a Paris Hilton of your college but you just won’t get things right. You might end up biting each other’s nose.
Continue reading ‘5 Reasons Why Kissing in Classroom is a Bad Idea!’
Being in the final year of your graduation can be really frustrating. Your mind is stuffed with all sorts of things that increase your blood pressure to the top. On top of it if you have your parents pushing you into a marriage, you’re in for trouble big time baby! Now I agree most of the times this is the case with the chicks around, all that parents pushing in an early marriage stuff. In my case, or I must say, poor Zoravar’s case it’s the opposite. My parents are keen on getting me ‘at least engaged’ to some chick I don’t know, chick I have never met or seen or even talked to.
I have always voted for staying single in my entire life. Not that I was one of those ugly ducklings at school or college. I have known people who were and who are into relationships. Trust me dude, you don’t wanna be in any of those. Chicks dig the crap out of a guy. They will make you do things you just dont want to. They will call you at the wrong times. They will ask you for those more-than-just-favor things. They will track you down wherever you go. They will ask you all those stupuid WH questions. They will take total control over you.
Ahhh! I need to clear some air with my parents. They just can’t get a poor kid married to some chick like that. But first I need to ask them if she’s really hot! How do I do that?! Any ideas?!
Admissions
Getting an admission into an engineering college in India isn’t really hard. It’s hard luck that one comes to know about this fact only after getting into an engineering college. For admissions it’s a total two years of a lock down period with books, books and tutorials. Every Indian high school science student prepares for the IIT-JEE entrance examination. I tried to convince my parents I’m not worth the money or the time but they just won’t understand. Just like all others’ parents, mine put me into two years of rigourous training for IIT-JEE entrance. Of course I didn’t make it.
Ragging
Before entering college we’ve all seen ragging in Bollywood movies, stupid Ekta Kapoor soaps on TV and heard about it from our cousins. It’s supposed to be a torture. In engineering colleges it isn’t really a big deal. At the most you get to introduce yourselves in either pure English or pure Hindi. Thanks to the various disciplinary committees formed at various engineering colleges across the nation, ragging is only limited to hostels. I was made to fuck a key hole in the hostel. Yeah poor me!
Hot Teachers
Is it just me or is it that the faculty at almost all engineering colleges are so hot! All of the lecturers during my first semester were real hot chicks. I mean those hot chicks were like straight out of the oven. My attendance never went down. I didn’t even care who taught what! All I cared about was who wore what that day! In the end, it all ends up in a WTF moment when it comes to exams.
Living the Hostel Life
If you’re in India chances are that you’ll have a Mc Donalds outlet nearby but you won’t have an engineering college in your city. Even if one exists, you won’t get an admission into it. That’s like one of the laws of engineering colleges. Living the hostel life is pure shit. The food stinks. You never know who your room mate is going to be. It’s all like an arranged marriage. And then you have to make an excuse to the warden every time you plan a night out.
Placements
The placement period is a real let down. It’s like an explosion just took place and everyone is running up and down over you like crazy. People whom you referred to as friends for the past three years are all ready to slit your throat. Competition is tough and every second, every little piece of advice counts. Those who get placed first get that saala-lucky-boy.girl look from everyone who got left out. The interviews are almost like MTV Roadies auditions minus the abusing.
Preparing for the GRE exam is really getting me nervous. My exam is scheduled for this November. Apart from the all-day horrifying classes I spend most of my day Googling for Universities and colleges to apply for. I bet every Indian student who searches for admission in colleges abroad looks for nothing but the “Best universities and colleges” there. Ugly chicks in Indian colleges is one reason for people like me to escape from the country after graduation hoping American Pie isn’t a scam. I don’t know about others but I search for universities and colleges based on the following algorithm;
1. Look for a college with a lot of hot chicks.
2. Keep looking.
3. In case you find one, see to it that it actually provides with a suitable study program.
4. In case 3 returns a False, go back to 1 and if it is impressive then change study program.
I’ll share my research with you with slides on the top 10 hot colleges and universities in US to apply.
10. Louisiana State University
LSU geatures great cheerleaders, and their marching band even gets into the act, featuring a subunit called the LSU Golden Girls. Awesome!
Continue reading ‘Top 10 Really Hot Colleges to Study in US!’
A 22 year old American student is all set to auction her virginity on a radio show. No she’s not another upcoming Paris Hilton but she’s doing it to raise money for college. She is even willing to submit to a polygraph test and a gynaecological exam, in case anyone doubts her virginity. How’s that for desperation?
So how far can you go for raising money to pay for college fees. Education might not be as expensive as in the United States and the UK but still it manages to blow a big hole in your pocket. Technically it’s your parents bank balance.
Money saved is money earned. Here is how you can go about saving your parents hard earned cash:
++ Sell your virginity everywhere. If a dumb American girl is smart enough to think of something like this, use your proud Indian tag to copy the whole idea. Since you’re a smart Indian student, you might as well sell your virginity a thousand times and still be able to pass the polygraph test. (Corruption mate!)
++ Go easy on booze. College is the time when you begin experimenting with all sorts of things containing alcohol. Booze isn’t dirt cheap. It adds to your expenses. Getting addicted will certainly add insult to injury.
++ Beg, borrow or steal books. Your books are important than Paris Hilton. They certainly come in handy during exams. You just can’t afford to buy brand new books from the local bookstore. Borrow books from your seniors. In case you get a chance, steal some from the college library.
Continue reading ‘Raising Money For College, the naughty way!’
Kidnap
2008-10-12 23:05
Crap! Crap! Crap!
0.3Singh is Kinng
2008-08-30 23:51
Totally crappy!
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