++ No superhero can fly freely in India. Electricity cables are a mess. Even if you are able to fly high in the sky, once you come down to actually getting hold of the bad guy, you’ll get stuck in electricity cables and eventually die (provided there is no power cut at that time).

++ You can’t change clothes in a phone booth. No legal implications here but we just don’t have phone booths like those in US.

++ You are not allowed to kiss in public in India. So when you save a hot chick you don’t get a chance to get hanky panky with her.

++ Wearing underwear the other way will attract a legal notice. Even if you are an ugly guy and no one cares about your underwear, the Government is strict on anything immoral and spoiling the youth (Rakhi Sawant is exempted, she doesn’t come under the superhero category).

++ A superhero will have to apply for a license from the Government of India. Once a lot of superheros crop up, the Government plans to setup a committee that will look into these legal matters of trademark registrations, costume designs etc. This is just to regulate the superhero traffic.

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