What you end up learning from a really crappy movie:
++ Major horse racing events are fixed. That too by the next door chantu-bantus!
++ While signing an important document, make sure it’s not a marriage certificate. In case Katrina is your secretary, just go for it!
++ If your younger brother eyes the love of your life, don’t let him have her.
++ Investigating officers in South Africa are provided with a dumb but really hot chick. Her mission is to feed you with water melons, oranges, grapes and all sorts of exotic fruits.
++ 100 Million isn’t a large amount.
++ The next time you decide to swap cars while racing with your enemy, do check for bombs and break failures.
++ It’s dangerous to race around South Africa.
++ Saif Ali Khan just won’t shave.
++ The Government needs to ban songs in Bollywood movies. They’re just too irritating.
++ Abbas Mustan are out of ideas now.
++ Akshay Khanna will always be the bad guy in an Abbas Mustan flick.
++ Bipasha isn’t dark chocolate anymore. She’s the aunt of dark chocolates now.
++ This movie can seriously damage your brain cells.
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