DLF Indian Premier League: Political Mantras

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DLF Indian premier leagueThe much awaited Indian Premier League kicked off last night with a spectacular match between the Kolkota Knight Riders and the Bangalore Royal Challengers. The Knight Riders kicked some real butt last night. The cheerleaders, the music, the atmosphere, the players, the sixes, all added to the excitement IPL offers. But somewhere in a dingy office in Delhi a popular political leader wasn’t really happy with the way things were. So he decided to call his mom.

[Beep Beep]

Sonia: Yes mera chunnu?!
Rahul: Momma…are you watching TV?
Sonia: Beta chunnu…I have a nation to run here.
Rahul: But that is PM’s job momma!
Sonia: So…?
Rahul: Oh…got it got it! Look momma I have a real problem this time.
Sonia: Beta we’ll crown you the PM soon, don’t worry.
Rahul: No momma it’s about this Indian Premier League.
Sonia: Oh! I told them to call it Rahul Gandhi Indian Premier League. Damn those morons are so rich they won’t take any money.
Rahul: No momma. They didn’t let me have my own team. And they have these almost naked cheerleaders and…
Sonia: Beta you could have your own team. Heard about that fantasy cricket thing?! And don’t stare at any naked chick.
Rahul: No momma…no momma…I want my own team!
Sonia: Beta I have to go now. Go get some ice-cream and lick.
Rahul: Momma…they didn’t even invite me for a match.
Rahul: Momma….momma you there…?!
Rahul: Mommmmmmmaaaaaa…… [starts crying]

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I agree with the sessionals part! :P

yeh it does seem that IPL could live up to the hype it created over the past few weeks....v mallya is just one superb personality dude...n the opening match just proved that....well it all looks exciting from all points of view...n i like the streaming live coverage on IPL's official website...!
  • pratik
    lol , Rahul crying over naked chicks ...nice 1 harry !
    But yea, this IPL is really some THING ,jus yesterday my totally cricket-illiterate sis askd me which team i supported , n whn i lazily mumbled : 'Delhi Daredevils' , i was taken into an in depth analysis of why kolkata knight riders were better ( n it all came down to this : She loved Shah Rukh more than Akshay kumar :o )

    Nevertheless, it was a bedazzling opening ceremony that kept the eyeballs glued onto television sets .I heard the Chinese spy satellite picked up images of the ceremony , and Beijing was baffled luking at them ...their own plans fr the Olympic opening ceremony wud seem a pebble's worth compared to Vijay MAllya's Magnificence .(Personally, i took a bow when he appeared on the TV screen ,apparently all those cheerleaders were hand picked by the man himself ) . N unlike shahrukh , who seemed to hve watched Krazzy4 before he came to the stadium , Mr. Mallya took the defeat in his stride with a single gulp of kingfisher... clearly his job of promoting himself n 'Royal Challenge' had been well done.

    Fr nw,its w8 n watch ,if IPL lives upto the hype it has created...bt as harry will agree ,itcudn't hve cme at a bttr tym , these sessionals suck the soul out of a happy person ...n diverting ur mind with sme hullaboo does help .
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