Some surprising news guys! After Chinese crackers, toys, colors, furniture, apparel, cell phones, unlocked iPhones and a million other defected products, China is all set to smuggle a brand new product into India. It’s called the Indian Doctor with Made in China tatooed on the butt. As more and more helpless Indian students are seeking admissions in Chinese medical colleges and universities, the toll of these Indian students has sky rocketed. Apart from the increased number of seats in these colleges the money factor also jumps in.
Money being the driving force for these students, Chinese universities charge Indian students US$3,300 a year for tuition on an average. Another US$1,000 is needed for board and lodging. This is a fourth of what one would spend in India.
So say hello to a new breed of Indian Chinese doctors. They’ll surely seem an attractive package. Lets see what all would a Chinese made Indian doctor could do:
- Speak Chinese
- Perform complex medical surgeries at dirt cheap prices
- Sell Chinese made drugs without a prescription
- Teach you Kung-Fu
- Sell you pirated videos
- Unlock your iPhone 3G!
- Cook Chinese food for you
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Tags: admissions, china, college, fees, India, made in china, medical students, universities
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