Apple has posted a letter amidst accusations coming from all over on reception issues being faced by iPhone 4 users. For all those of you who’re not smart enough here is the decoded version.
Dude you guys are talking about iPhone 4! You know we’ve sold like zillions of those. Almost everyone has one and those who don’t dream of owning one some day. You’ve got to hold the phone correctly dude be it Nokia, BlackBerry or the Droid. No stupid it doesn’t make any difference but it’s just that we had to write something smart. And you were the guys whose jaws dropped in shock and awe while Steve announced the new iPhone 4′s innovative antennae design. Now your signals screw you so you want to blame us eh?
A lot of imaginary people have sent us spam about how their iPhone 4 has a rocking reception. It’s great even when they’re underground. They claim they’ve been teasing their iPhone 3GS counterparts about the awesome reception they get with the fourth generation iPhone.
So where the heck is the problem?
Well we have found ourselves dumbfounded after some experiments at our test labs. We pondered on how we could cover up this whole stupid antennae issue and it seems a smart ass MIT graduate came out with a super cool solution.
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