When Facebook met Orkut!

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Facebook Hey dude!
Orkut Vadacum my dear friend, vadacum!
Facebook Hey what was that?
Orkut I just shifted base to India. So just trying to Indianize myself!
Facebook Yeah I can smell the curry and chicken tikka tandoori already.
Orkut Hey you know we launched the much awaited Application feature on Orkut recently.
Facebook Huh!
Orkut And we’re constantly adding more features every day.
Facebook Oh! You mean new bugs everyday!
Orkut What do you mean bugs?
Facebook I mean those tiny new things you call ‘features’, you add these things every single day and most of these are just bugs!
Orkut You’re just j….j…..jealous….oh wait…Bad Bad Server! No donuts for you! No No!
Facebook There you go again!
Orkut Alright! I’m fine now! You see I’m still in Beta!
Facebook You’ve lived in beta. You’ll die in beta Orkut!
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Cool piece of work.
As Abhishek said:
""Brilliantly done! Enjoyed reading something worthwhile after a long time!""

I just hate the new Orkut feel.
It was much better, when there were no themes.
Now, it's an overkill and useless and poitnless apps.
  • Thanks Manasa!
  • lol.. Nice one :)
  • Brilliantly done! Enjoyed reading something worthwhile after a long time!
  • Thanks for dropping by...

    Keeping visting in future too... :)
  • Pratik
    Glad u brought this up , Mate .I was luking for a place to abuse these a** H()L*s ....here 's what happened :

    All was well in the evening when i logged into my orkut account , But then they throw this shocker @ me last night ...when i click on login & find this sh*tty message staring at me :

    " Your account has been Deleted for violation of terms of Use .Orkut reserves the right to ban your account at any point in time , without any reason or justification.Please take a look at the Terms of Use ,before you create a fresh account "

    :O :O :O :O :O

    There was no "CONTACT US" or "If you think your account was deleted by mistake , Click Here " , nothing .... Just blank ,in your face : " ACCOUNT DELETED " .It felt like being on the receiving end of a Jock's fist at school , just because he hated my T- shirt .FOR Absolutely No reaSon, I had lost My account , all 160 odd 'friends' i had cultivated in 2 years , all my favorite youtube links , old school pics i didn't have another copy of .... Everything .

    To Mock my loss , they finally had a "Accidental Account Deletion Form" , which i found after an hour of googling every possible combination of " how to recover deleted orkut account" ,lying among a million other queries at the "ORKUT HELP CENTRE" webpage . I could see a glitter of hope , UNTILL I READ THIS ..

    "Please provide the INACCESSIBLE Profile Link : "

    HOW thE F**K IS ONE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT , WHEN YOU B*S*A*DS have LefT no stone unturned in BuRYING my ProfiLe Alive .... Deletion OF ALL SCRAPS , TEstimonials , POsts , any thing that guaranteed proof of my existence on OrkuT ...all was gone . The Community I owned Read -->

    Owner : None

    I strove till midnight to find a viable solution to my problem , but it was a lost cause .I was one of the thousands , who had posted similar grievances on various threads . Finally , trying to console myself with the fact that facebook still exists , I cursed Orkut one more time and Dozed off .

    Then , next evening , i get this sms from a friend that u are back on orkut . I dashed to my PC , n strange enough , I AM BACK . I check my gmail account for any "WE are Sorry " mails from orkut , But No Luck.I am still trying to come to terms with this 'Bakra' orkut played with me , and in half a mind to sue the fk**s . But with no proof of this incident , i guess i will take third alternative and shift base to facebook , n kiCk orkut hard in the NUTS !!

    woooh ! That was a RElieF :P ....
  • Swati
    Orkut is getting so annoying these days with so much not-happening stuff thats going on both legitimately and otherwise. Social networking isn't really on any standards there. And look at Facebook, I could live my whole life on Facebook no matter what!
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