++ The landlord is your lord. You must obey each and every command for you are his slave for the rest of eternity.
++ You can’t wash clothes with the same soap you use for taking a bath. Yeah you probably knew this already. You can’t use it to wash utensils either!
++ You’ll need cash so desperately only when you don’t have it!
++ You can’t find small little things in the local market. There’s always another grand place where you need to go to buy these things. In my case it’s Old Faridabad.
++ Food from the local tiffin-wallah tastes like shit when you are really hungry and look forward to a nice meal at the end of the day.
++ Being lazy doesn’t work anymore. You must wash those dirty clothes or else they start smelling like crap when they stack up.
++ Cable TV is a luxury you can afford but your wallet doesn’t agree.
++ Getting a broadband connection installed is like taking a trip to Mars.
++ It will only rain when you’re supposed to attend an important lecture in the morning.
++ Don’t expect people to be co-operative. Especially neighbours. In Faridabad they feel sharing a junction box is like sharing a DSL broadband connection.
