Mumbai: Yo baby..check out my new cool sea-link I got!
Delhi: Ah! It’s over rated.
Mumbai: Waddya mean?
Delhi: All I see is a bunch of lunatics trying to hop on and off the damn thing. Plus you spent a whole lot of hard earned tax money on it while taking a helluva time!
Mumbai: Nah! You’re just jealous, you ain’t got nothing cool.
Delhi: Oh yeah?! I just allowed homos some freedom.
Mumbai: Ah! That’s coz you’re gay.
Delhi: Oye teri bhain $#@$#..ZZZZzzz.zzZZZZZ…
Mumbai: What the…?
Delhi: DDdzzZZZZzzzz..damn power cut.
