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I’m not a big fan of Salman Khan, nor do I feel the chubby Katrina look-alike Zarine Khan can act but you cannot resist catching a Bollywood flick living in this part of the country. The glamor just pulls you in. Salman Khan’s Veer is an epic story. A tale of love and a brave warrior. A tale that doesn’t leave you flabbergasted, a tale that can put you into depression.

I believe for most of you the review ended with the last sentence of the previous paragraph. But then you’re too keen enough for a big-ass review of Veer you’re reading this. So why doesn’t Veer work for Salman? Poor direction, pathetic screenplay, a story that’s more than just inspired by major period films and then a soundtrack that’s way too vague.

Apparently the story credits reveal Salman Khan wrote Veer by himself. I can bet Salman had seen too much of Gladiator, Troy and even Bollywood epic Kranti while writing the story for Veer. He’s not only screwed up the story but he’s made a mockery of these great movies also. He could have been better off writing a spoof which could have been a major blockbuster. But no he had to write Veer and project himself as the great Bollywood Gladiator.
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ajab prem ki ghazab kahaani reviewFriday is one of the best days at college. The classes get over quickly so you can spend the rest of the day catching up on your dreams at home or you can hang out with your friends. This friday as Samarth says, ‘It was your funeral. You chose it.’ Ranbir Kapoor and Katrina Kaif’s not so anticipated flick Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani (I need to a deep breath while naming the flick) released this friday. I was more impressed with the Rajkumar Santoshi tag while a lot of girls were interested in the hair weaving chocolate hero Ranbir Kapoor (yes it’s true). My first mistake. So the entire campus is set loose by some insane time-table setting authority. Faridabad is flooded with bags-and-handbags-carrying crowd with a desperate look on their faces as they battle it out at the box office to get tickets. Cell phones became life savers as groups split to different multiplexes hoping to catch the latest show. If only the youth of the nation worked this hard the other way around. So we also decided to opt for a Faridabad multiplex itself. My second mistake.

We managed to get tickets at Inox, Faridabad. It’s located at the Crown Interiorz mall. The food court there claims it’s the biggest in the entire NCR region (yeah the biggest you-know-what). They say the first fifteen minutes of a movie can make it or break it. My first fifteen minutes of the movie were spent settling down and telling my brain that I ‘am’ in a multiplex. Why? Flashback – 15 minutes ago. As the gates for the hall opened, the crowd went crazy. People were pushing everyone 360 degrees. Doesn’t make sense I agree but this is Faridabad, people will kill you for no reason whatsoever. I’ve had better experience with a second class travel in an Indian Railways train than this.
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5 Kambakkht Facts about Kambakkht Ishq

July 9, 2009

Kambakkht Akshay
Akshay Kumar is known to be one of the most well paid actors in Bollywood. He’s had a fair luck with his recent flicks at the box office. It’s obvious to include him in a movie, even if it’s just to inflate the hype balloon. The trick worked for Kambakkht Ishq. Sadly Akshay failed [...]

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AR Rahman wins Golden Globe Award. Duh!

January 14, 2009

So Indian music composer A.R Rahman won a Golden Globe award for composing the soundtrack for Slumdog Millionaire and the proud Indian media went on like nuts. Winning a Golden Globe award is of course something big but dude, does Rahman deserve this one? I don’t think so.

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Aaditya Ne Avien Hi Bana Di Movie!

December 20, 2008

Disappointing. Boring. Highly irritating. If you are still keen on going ahead and checking out a review of the movie Rab Ne Bana i Jodi, read on. Aaditya Chopra did have an interesting concept and a flashy banner to provide the platform for the hype. He managed to rope in Shah Rukh. He managed to [...]

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Movie Review: Quantum of Solace

November 7, 2008

I am disappointed. A James Bond movie always impressed me with a superb plot. Quantum of Solace lacks a good plot. A reason that makes all James Bond movies worth the money. The story lacks substance and is poorly told. James Bond goes out on an action filled killing spree for no good reason. I [...]

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Movie Review: Karz

October 19, 2008

If I had a pistol Himesh Reshammiya would have been a dead man by now. Karz is one movie they should show to Indian prisoners lodged in various jails across the nation. It’s a torture that could help us getting them off the crime charts. The music is as lousy as the movie. Urmila Matondkar [...]

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Movie Review: Kidnap

October 5, 2008

I’ll keep this short and simple. Kidnap is one of the worst movies ever made. Do not attempt to try it out.
 
PS: Imran honey, I don’t have a crush on you any more. You stink!

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