++ No superhero can fly freely in India. Electricity cables are a mess. Even if you are able to fly high in the sky, once you come down to actually getting hold of the bad guy, you’ll get stuck in electricity cables and eventually die (provided there is no power cut at that time).
++ You can’t change clothes in a phone booth. No legal implications here but we just don’t have phone booths like those in US.
++ You are not allowed to kiss in public in India. So when you save a hot chick you don’t get a chance to get hanky panky with her.
++ Wearing underwear the other way will attract a legal notice. Even if you are an ugly guy and no one cares about your underwear, the Government is strict on anything immoral and spoiling the youth (Rakhi Sawant is exempted, she doesn’t come under the superhero category).
++ A superhero will have to apply for a license from the Government of India. Once a lot of superheros crop up, the Government plans to setup a committee that will look into these legal matters of trademark registrations, costume designs etc. This is just to regulate the superhero traffic.
Kismat Konnection is Aziz Mirza’s comeback movie after Chalte Chalte (2003). Aziz might have skipped some English lectures during school. Or he seems to have been bit by the ‘K’ bug in Bollywood. But seriously dude you already have a ‘K’ in Kismat then why make this blunder. If I had to give one reason to anyone for not watching this flick it would be the ‘K’ in Konnection. OK enough! The movie stars Shahid Kapur and Vidya Aunty Balan in lead roles. The film is being released under the Tips films banner. The film also stars Juhi Chawal and Om Puri. There are no reasons good enough to make anyone spend the multiplex moolah over these idiots but since this is the only major Bollywood flick releasing this week, people are gonna watch it! Include me too but since the cheaper shows are all sold out, I’ll wait until seats are available for the cheap morning shows.
Batman isn’t my favourite superhero. In fact I hate Batman. What a freak! The Dark Knight is co-written and directed by Christopher Nolan. Christian Bale is playing the lead role. This movie is a much safer bet than Kismat Konnection. At least it would be better to watch a stupid superhero in some action than watching Shahid and Vidya Aunty Balan run around trees making a fool out of everyone. I have already booked two tickets online for this Saturday! The films opens tomorrow i.e 18th July in US as well. The movie is about 152 minutes long and full of action. I hope this one lives up to the expectations. It is supposed to be a sequel to the movie Batman Begins. Let’s hope I come up satisfied!
