Race: Moral of the story

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Race movie Review

What you end up learning from a really crappy movie:

++ Major horse racing events are fixed. That too by the next door chantu-bantus!

++ While signing an important document, make sure it’s not a marriage certificate. In case Katrina is your secretary, just go for it!

++ If your younger brother eyes the love of your life, don’t let him have her.

++ Investigating officers in South Africa are provided with a dumb but really hot chick. Her mission is to feed you with water melons, oranges, grapes and all sorts of exotic fruits.

++ 100 Million isn’t a large amount.

++ The next time you decide to swap cars while racing with your enemy, do check for bombs and break failures.

++ It’s dangerous to race around South Africa.

++ Saif Ali Khan just won’t shave.

++ The Government needs to ban songs in Bollywood movies. They’re just too irritating.

++ Abbas Mustan are out of ideas now.

++ Akshay Khanna will always be the bad guy in an Abbas Mustan flick.

++ Bipasha isn’t dark chocolate anymore. She’s the aunt of dark chocolates now.

++ This movie can seriously damage your brain cells.

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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Anuj Kapoor March 30, 2008 at 11:48 am

the movie is full of so many unwanted bollywood songs it makes u wanna puke.

2 pratik March 30, 2008 at 8:23 pm

nice review[:P] … if only the director duo read this one , they are bound to call u to push them off a high – rise , n i ll make sure there ain’t no safety harnesses around ….

3 Kumar Chetan March 30, 2008 at 8:40 pm

You forget one thing, Race is a Hindi movie, a Bollywood flick, you must get a brain scan for expecting some intelligence in a Hindi movie :P

4 Harry March 30, 2008 at 11:57 pm

@Pratik: :P

@Kumar: …agree!!!

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