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Mush: Hey dude! Wassup?!
Bush: Hey you talk like one of us now. Are you one of us now?
Mush: Yeah I’ve been watchin some Hollywood flicks lately.
Bush: Ah! You have nothing better to do now I guess.
Mush: I heard you were hurt pretty bad by that second shoe.
Bush: What? What shoe? Nothing hit me! Did you see the videos?
Mush: I was told that video was doctored.
Bush: Damn! Who told you that?
Mush: I still have contacts with the ISI you know!
Bush: Your intelligence is very intelligent. Mine wasn’t even aware of the attack.
Mush: And what about that Iraqi dude?
Bush: Killed him with my very own hands. Slit his throat right there!
Mush: Not to worry my friend. You don’t have much time now.
Bush: Yeah! Hey you wanna come over for beer once I’m done?
Mush: Why don’t you come over next month?
Bush: Nah! I can’t trust you Pakis!
Mush: We won’t throw shoes at you at least!
Bush: That’s what I’m scared of!
Mush: Oh! I have to go. I have to do some Christmas shopping.
Bush: Yeah…I already got my gift.
Article by Ishtleen Kaur
Ishtleen has written 31 awesome articles on HarryJerry.com.
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Tags: conversation, Funny, george bush, musharraf, poolitics, satire
