Top 5 Indian male habits that suck!

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Disclaimer: This post below is in no way racist or anti-Indian. I am myself an Indian and I love my country. This is just a viewpoint from a female’s perspective. It’s supposed to be a satire and nothing more.

The Staring Habit:

Males all over love to stare at women. Indian males love to keep staring at women. They’ll stare you to death if they want to. You can try giving them ‘the look’ in the eye but no use. Somehow their eyes are rock solid, on target. They scan you from top to bottom and left to right. Their dark eyes scan every inch of flesh on you.

The Stinking Habit:

Indian guys stink, to the core. Guys this is a a wake up call. I believe that guys think investing in a 100 buck deodorant hurts more than investing in stocks. Every time a guy walks by and I can feel that disgusting body odor. I wonder if you guys even hit the showers every day.

The Peeing on the streets Habit:

This is not new. At any given time there’s an Indian guy peeing across the street in the public right in front of a sign that says, “Yahaan peshaab karna mana hai” meaning you can’t pee here. Just because you guys can pee standing up doesn’t mean you must pee everywhere. Use the public loo next time.

The Comment passing Habit:

Walk across a bunch of guys and your ears automatically gear up to pick up the sound signals. Every single woman in the country is so bloody used to these comments that it doesn’t bother most of them anymore. Sexually unfulfilled, testosterone charged males would make all sorts of attempts to prove their worthiness out on the streets.

The Over-friendly Habit:

Indian males tend to become over-friendly for all kinds of reasons known to them. Go to a public place and drop a pin, hundreds of men jump out of nowhere and battle to get that pin back to you. Then they’ll strike a conversation with you. They’ll want to know all sorts of personal things about you. They just don’t seem to stop. There’s a fine line between being a gentleman and being uncomfortably friendly. Indian men cross the line as usual.

Anything else you can think of? Please post them as comments.

Disclaimer: This post below is in no way racist or anti-Indian. I am myself an Indian and I love my country. This is just a viewpoint from a female’s perspective. It’s supposed to be a satire and nothing more.

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  • Reshma
    I completely agree with you :)
  • Vik
    You forgot that they fart in front of you and they don't care.
  • Nuke-India
    100% WE INDIANS FART, BURP, WE SUCK PEOPLES COCKS!
  • Mark
    A habit of overusing phrases such as 'hello my friend' or 'hello boss'. I'm neither your friend, nor would I ever employ someone so unprofessional.

    A habit of not using their brain when they work as support personnel. Especially when on the other end, there's someone who understands what he's talking about and what he wants to have done. They still go ahead and read idiotic questions from their list. From A-Z.

    - your DNS server you told me to use isn't responding
    - Sir, have you restarted your router?
    - no, (you idiot), my router is not a coffee machine, doesn't need to be restarted when your servers are broken.
    - but you need to restart your router, then we can check other things

    Stuff like this drives me up the wall.
  • Unixguy2008
    Let me tell you something...BOSS in India means - Brother Of Sexy Sister. Your sister is really very fortunate coz back in India, white women are considered as w*****.
    Talking of being professional, in India many business deals are done verbally..so its the trust..unlike you who cant trust your own father or brother or son or husband or wife.
    India has a history to be proud of..unlike you people who try to make history which no one is intererested in.
    The level of education in India is much better compared to yours. An average grade 3rd student of India is more intelligent than your 5th graders.
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  • I Dont Care
    You have no idea how the phrase "hello boss" is used in India, do you? People use it when they meet their friends, and it's a common interjection in friendly banters. If you've actually met a person using that phrase hoping to get hired as a professional, you are one unlucky guy! On the call center issue . . . "your servers" are usually located in the United States (or other English-speaking white countries). And finally, routers often need to be rebooted. A basic graduate 500 level course in computer networks will tell you the 50-or-so reasons why this is so.
  • Ass
    By "im a western guy" you mean you're an ABCD? American Born Confused Desi right? What are you doing in an indian restaurant in the first place, you gotta be indian yourself.
  • Passthai01
    This is really good, and I am a western guy! So funny. I think I can add that they don't know how to mind their own business and think that any womans business is their personal police business. I was recently told not to talk to single female customers in an Indians guy restaurant, needless to say I stoppped going there. Who the hell does he think he is?Of course he talks to them all. Crazy
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