Disclaimer: This post below is in no way racist or anti-Indian. I am myself an Indian and I love my country. This is just a viewpoint from a female’s perspective. It’s supposed to be a satire and nothing more.
The Staring Habit:
Males all over love to stare at women. Indian males love to keep staring at women. They’ll stare you to death if they want to. You can try giving them ‘the look’ in the eye but no use. Somehow their eyes are rock solid, on target. They scan you from top to bottom and left to right. Their dark eyes scan every inch of flesh on you.
The Stinking Habit:
Indian guys stink, to the core. Guys this is a a wake up call. I believe that guys think investing in a 100 buck deodorant hurts more than investing in stocks. Every time a guy walks by and I can feel that disgusting body odor. I wonder if you guys even hit the showers every day.
The Peeing on the streets Habit:
This is not new. At any given time there’s an Indian guy peeing across the street in the public right in front of a sign that says, “Yahaan peshaab karna mana hai” meaning you can’t pee here. Just because you guys can pee standing up doesn’t mean you must pee everywhere. Use the public loo next time.
The Comment passing Habit:
Walk across a bunch of guys and your ears automatically gear up to pick up the sound signals. Every single woman in the country is so bloody used to these comments that it doesn’t bother most of them anymore. Sexually unfulfilled, testosterone charged males would make all sorts of attempts to prove their worthiness out on the streets.
The Over-friendly Habit:
Indian males tend to become over-friendly for all kinds of reasons known to them. Go to a public place and drop a pin, hundreds of men jump out of nowhere and battle to get that pin back to you. Then they’ll strike a conversation with you. They’ll want to know all sorts of personal things about you. They just don’t seem to stop. There’s a fine line between being a gentleman and being uncomfortably friendly. Indian men cross the line as usual.
Anything else you can think of? Please post them as comments.
Disclaimer: This post below is in no way racist or anti-Indian. I am myself an Indian and I love my country. This is just a viewpoint from a female’s perspective. It’s supposed to be a satire and nothing more.
Article by Neetu Kaur
Neetu has written 22 awesome articles on HarryJerry.com.
About: I am the Princess!
Tags: behavior, Funny, girls, habits, India, males
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Ouchie!
I second Ouchie!
Ouchie # 3 … Its A hatrick !!
P.s : thank u so much for conveniently forgetting public’ ball straching’ & ‘ nose digging’ ….we are highly indebted !
Indian guys can’t stop staring. You should take that as a compliment
Ha ha.. If you are beautiful then you get stared and if you are beautyfool then you wouldn’t.
Nice ones. Here are questions only Indian Guys (girls too) will ask in any situation…
1. Was yours an arranged marriage or love marriage
2. Had Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner/Tiffin/Coffee/Tea – on the onset this is courtesy and not bad thing but to talk about food all the time and ask only this question is kind of irritating.
By the way, scratching balls is universal a thing and not limited to Indians. However indians dig ear with any sharp object that can lie around. Pencil, Pen, Compass, Stick, nails etc. with the exception of safety ear buds.
You are right, some stare even young boys.Peeing in public places, because male bladder is smaller.By the way female have similar issue with odor.
Lol @ male bladder!
Was smirking while reading this post but don’t you think that you generalized it more than it should had been?
You are talking about typical Indian male teenager, according to me. So please be specific while writing such posts
*dies a silent death,laughing*
The Over-friendly Habit:Go to a public place and drop a pin,
when are you dropping the pin Neetu?
well compared to western civilization sleeping on first date, thats how peeyar mohubutt, Ishq happens in the subcontinent, what do you expect a hijra force instead? all these traits are normal except body odor, yucks.:)
excerpts from above post” Anything else you can think of? Please post them as comments.”
well another habit I recall long time ago, my cousin had mentioned to me during his high school days, that he got into a situation which made him so embarrassed and shy, because one day as he was riding a crowded bus in Mumbai, a guy in lungee just rested his whole body on his butt and sad part was that there was no rapid escape route, soon he started to feel the lungee guys his you know what. He immediately decided he will jump off the next bus stop and then take a different bus to his final destination and thats what he did with a sigh of relief eventually. I don’t know how often that happens, but some of my college buddies had acknowledge the fact that they did heard a lot about this similar scenario or have themselves experienced a similar situation specially in crowded areas in a stationary position for some amount of time example railway stations, cinemas specially in ticket lines.Is it an unintential Indian male phenomenon or this particular trait is Gayish, pedophiles or just lack of female availability compared to west, god knows.As in west, if that happens, that person is in big trouble with lot of explanation to do, specially if it involves a young kid. Either way its so disgusting, I want to confront these culprits one day if what they are doing is really intentional.
lol!
harry did Neetu quit replying to her posts?, maybe a tough semester.
thanks Harry
anusuya, I meant common sense precautions ok, you know what I mean, want to be paranoid about it like this post, then that’s your choice, either way rape is a rare crime compared to high profile crimes. I don’t mean that the threat will disappear overnight.COMPRENDE Amiga.I was trying to sooth the panic minds of all sweetie pies on this post being a guy, hasta la vista.
Its really bad on men’s part, but you are true to a great extent. I hope the Gen X and Gen Y is better than this. I also avoid doing any on the above.
You gotta be kidding. Only 5?
How about the “clearing your throat for 5 minutes every morning like you’re hacking up a lung habit?”
Well these “male habits” are quite true but there are a LOT of “female” habits that terrible too. Indian women stink too. And how many Indian women actually use make-up like the rest of the world ? Most dont even use lip-stick or wear a bra!?
Indian women “expect” men to be all chatty and kind to them, rather than treating them like how men treat other men. There are many other idiosyncrasies in Indian culture that defy explanation.
Its futile to try to complain about the collective habits of 1 billion people and frustrate yourself.
Rather cultivate people around you to your expectations.
eh, … I Don’t do any of those 5… i might as well say that all indian girls are sluts just because one person flashed… which i’m sure someone did.
I work in the US, but i work for a Indian owned company…and i can say that all the men with whom i talk to are pervs. I am a lone female amongst 120 Indian men here and those who i talk to via skype in India for my job. They ask me soo many personal questions and treat me with no respect because i am American and they think we have loose morals. I freaking hate em…always asking me for pic and my myspace account and why i am not married and if i would marry one of them…blah blah blah! Only the ones who are married act like humans. All Indian men are pigs till they get laid…then they become normal again! There should be some Indian law where these guys get to get laid before marriage as a safety to females who are around.
Well u know there are many many reasons…
like we are not open abt sex in india
dating culture is still pretty much in marriage’s womb waiting for the delivery date
and we are frustrated cuz its natural.. we need sex, its a basic need which is prohibited to us by society, so it is spent like this [except peeing on the road]
have u ever been in a public restroom? u’d be lucky to come out alive, it smells so bad
p.s. listen to brandy’s comment above me
oh and i forgot..
stinking is due to profuse sweating couples with the vast amounts of hair on our body.. its just a prank between god and us..
Well yeah Indian men are extremely shameless when it comes to sharing. Probably has to do with all the taboo of premarital sex that most men are sex starved.
The over friendly habit is another result of the sex starvation.
As far as stinking goes, it’s an common knowledge both Indian men and women stink alike. It’s to do with the spices you eat.
You forgot to mention about spitting in public. Especially while riding a bike. All that spit flying towards you at 50 Kmph ugggh….
I’ve been eating curry for my health, so I’ve been visiting normally Indian only restaurants with cheap vege thali. I’m a Bollywood looking darkish male, so many of the shop girls are friendly and the men are not. The kids stare at me. Its doing my head in, so I’ve stopped eating at these places. I really made an effort to be polite and courteous, but now I cant be bothered. And I’m not racist, I have many blood links to different nationalities and am quite dark. I didnt understand the sex starvation aspect until now. Recently, I totally gave up on any religious appreciation. I used to always give respect to religions. Now I dislike them intensely. I might draw a mustache on a guru photo when backs are turned.
Alright, so all of them are true, but they only apply to the lower class indian males who are uneducated. In saying that, its does not apply to every single Indian man.
In honesty it is fair to say that, though Indian women act innocent they are infact not.
Because indians are subhuman scum who should be wiped of the face of the earth.
i agree and i m a indian
Folks, get your facts right. I’ve lived in almost each country and trust me when it comes to peeing, I support peeing on roads rather than litter boxes (hope you got which place I refer to).
They become over friendly only with the intention to know and support friends and collegues, such a pity folks around the world are so used to keeping themselves conservative.
Not saying every one is good, but not everyone is bad.
You forgot to mention the burping and farting in the presence of women. So rude!
It has all to do with the restrictive culture and screwed sex ratio …dude grows up with his boy gang in school..passes college fighting other dudes, spends boring lectures staring at the odd beauty in class (she’s already taken) in graduation and finally the 3 odd women in the 100 strong workforce in his job turn out to be cows …. his imagination runs wild at the look of a beautiful face.
I say if you find such a troubled soul help him out…
I agree with this completely!!!!!!!
If I am on public transport minding my business I can feel them staring at me. They will sit on an angle to get a better view and not stop, they make Western girls feel very uncomfortable. I have no patience and say most of the time, “What the f–k are you looking at!” or “Don’t f–king look at me!” because it’s entirely rude them staring! I am not this way with anyone except Indians and through this and many more I despise them.
Or they will get as close to you as possible, or try and make eye contact and when they do they give you the “baby you’re sexy” look and it makes me sick. As if I’d want one of them! Some will even try and talk to you in that horrible accent (that’s if their not yelling at their friends in another seat in their language or on their phone speaking loudly).
Sometimes I try and be more patient with all Indians and understanding but then I walk down the city street (Sydney, Australia) and there will be hundreds, or on the bus they’re everywhere. Oh yes, and on corner shops. They have taken over! I also think they’re living habits are disgusting (I stayed in a backpackers a few months and they even spat on the carpet, among other things!).
If they have been brought up in a Western country I can familiarise with them, but with their culture I cannot.
What I find most amusing about Indian men is that confidence! Where do they get it? When they look at you (and it makes me sick to assume what they’re thinking in their filthy minds) they go out of their way to get your attention. Oh they make me sick. If I walk down the street and one’s coming up the street, I cross the street. Simple. To avoid that discomfort. Believe me, it exists, and every Western woman will agree. Filthy f–kers.
I agree with you, also let me count some very annoying habits of “Indian females”
1. They think they are the most beautiful woman “around” and the fact is, they suck, big time.
2. They have a very very very high ego.
3. They have no dressing sense what so ever.
4. They also stink to an extent (compared to their american counterparts)
5. They are also very rude (my experience)
6. They are big time hypocrite.
7. They are “mal-formed” (fat in the wrong places
)
@Cherry
I can understand the discomfort u may be facing.. but this is no reason at all to categorize all the Indian Men into jus one trait!! Thats… simply put. RACIST!