The Staring Habit:
Males all over love to stare at women. Indian males love to keep staring at women. They’ll stare you to death if they want to. You can try giving them ‘the look’ in the eye but no use. Somehow their eyes are rock solid, on target. They scan you from top to bottom and left to right. Their dark eyes scan every inch of flesh on you.
The Stinking Habit:
Indian guys stink, to the core. Guys this is a a wake up call. I believe that guys think investing in a 100 buck deodorant hurts more than investing in stocks. Every time a guy walks by and I can feel that disgusting body odor. I wonder if you guys even hit the showers every day.
The Peeing on the streets Habit:
This is not new. At any given time there’s an Indian guy peeing across the street in the public right in front of a sign that says, “Yahaan peshaab karna mana hai” meaning you can’t pee here. Just because you guys can pee standing up doesn’t mean you must pee everywhere. Use the public loo next time.
The Comment passing Habit:
Walk across a bunch of guys and your ears automatically gear up to pick up the sound signals. Every single woman in the country is so bloody used to these comments that it doesn’t bother most of them anymore. Sexually unfulfilled, testosterone charged males would make all sorts of attempts to prove their worthiness out on the streets.
The Over-friendly Habit:
Indian males tend to become over-friendly for all kinds of reasons known to them. Go to a public place and drop a pin, hundreds of men jump out of nowhere and battle to get that pin back to you. Then they’ll strike a conversation with you. They’ll want to know all sorts of personal things about you. They just don’t seem to stop. There’s a fine line between being a gentleman and being uncomfortably friendly. Indian men cross the line as usual.
Anything else you can think of? Please post them as comments.
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Ouchie!
I second Ouchie!
Ouchie # 3 … Its A hatrick !!
P.s : thank u so much for conveniently forgetting public’ ball straching’ & ‘ nose digging’ ….we are highly indebted !
Indian guys can’t stop staring. You should take that as a compliment
Ha ha.. If you are beautiful then you get stared and if you are beautyfool then you wouldn’t.
Nice ones. Here are questions only Indian Guys (girls too) will ask in any situation…
1. Was yours an arranged marriage or love marriage
2. Had Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner/Tiffin/Coffee/Tea – on the onset this is courtesy and not bad thing but to talk about food all the time and ask only this question is kind of irritating.
By the way, scratching balls is universal a thing and not limited to Indians. However indians dig ear with any sharp object that can lie around. Pencil, Pen, Compass, Stick, nails etc. with the exception of safety ear buds.
You are right, some stare even young boys.Peeing in public places, because male bladder is smaller.By the way female have similar issue with odor.
Lol @ male bladder!
Was smirking while reading this post but don’t you think that you generalized it more than it should had been?
You are talking about typical Indian male teenager, according to me. So please be specific while writing such posts
*dies a silent death,laughing*
The Over-friendly Habit:Go to a public place and drop a pin,
when are you dropping the pin Neetu?
well compared to western civilization sleeping on first date, thats how peeyar mohubutt, Ishq happens in the subcontinent, what do you expect a hijra force instead? all these traits are normal except body odor, yucks.:)
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well another habit I recall long time ago, my cousin had mentioned to me during his high school days, that he got into a situation which made him so embarrassed and shy, because one day as he was riding a crowded bus in Mumbai, a guy in lungee just rested his whole body on his butt and sad part was that there was no rapid escape route, soon he started to feel the lungee guys his you know what. He immediately decided he will jump off the next bus stop and then take a different bus to his final destination and thats what he did with a sigh of relief eventually. I don’t know how often that happens, but some of my college buddies had acknowledge the fact that they did heard a lot about this similar scenario or have themselves experienced a similar situation specially in crowded areas in a stationary position for some amount of time example railway stations, cinemas specially in ticket lines.Is it an unintential Indian male phenomenon or this particular trait is Gayish, pedophiles or just lack of female availability compared to west, god knows.As in west, if that happens, that person is in big trouble with lot of explanation to do, specially if it involves a young kid. Either way its so disgusting, I want to confront these culprits one day if what they are doing is really intentional.
lol!
harry did Neetu quit replying to her posts?, maybe a tough semester.
thanks Harry
anusuya, I meant common sense precautions ok, you know what I mean, want to be paranoid about it like this post, then that’s your choice, either way rape is a rare crime compared to high profile crimes. I don’t mean that the threat will disappear overnight.COMPRENDE Amiga.I was trying to sooth the panic minds of all sweetie pies on this post being a guy, hasta la vista.
Its really bad on men’s part, but you are true to a great extent. I hope the Gen X and Gen Y is better than this. I also avoid doing any on the above.
You gotta be kidding. Only 5?
How about the “clearing your throat for 5 minutes every morning like you’re hacking up a lung habit?”
Well these “male habits” are quite true but there are a LOT of “female” habits that terrible too. Indian women stink too. And how many Indian women actually use make-up like the rest of the world ? Most dont even use lip-stick or wear a bra!?
Indian women “expect” men to be all chatty and kind to them, rather than treating them like how men treat other men. There are many other idiosyncrasies in Indian culture that defy explanation.
Its futile to try to complain about the collective habits of 1 billion people and frustrate yourself.
Rather cultivate people around you to your expectations.
eh, … I Don’t do any of those 5… i might as well say that all indian girls are sluts just because one person flashed… which i’m sure someone did.