IPL Karmayudh: Why Bhajji slapped Sreesanth?

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[Just after the game got over. The players are still on the field.]

Bhajji : Damn! Yarr Sree, we lost again!
Sreesanth : You know one of those sexy cheerleaders was shouting my name!
Bhajji: I tell you we need Sachin bhai to do something for us.
Sreesanth : I think I should go ask her out. What say?!
Bhajji: We haven’t won a single match yarr!
Sreesanth : Oh man…just look at her! She’s so damn sexy!
Bhajji: What? Who?
Sreesanth : Oh no that’s Gauri, Shah Rukh’s wife.
Bhajji: What the hell Sreesanth?! Concentrate on the game dude.
Sreesanth : F%$# the game man! Just look at those chicks, before the Government bans them.
Bhajji: You moron!

[One tight slap]

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  • ishy
    lolz!
  • Pratik
    Hey, Here's a new one ....probably Old by now , Got it thru an sms ...

    Y did bhajji slap sreesanth ?

    Post Match , bhajji shook hands with sree ..

    Sree : hard Luck ,Mate !
    Bhajji : Yeah , twanu dekh lenga ,main !
    Sree : But ,lemme ask you a question , paaji ...
    Bhajji : Das ...
    Sree : Paaji , you will answer it , won't you ?
    Bhajji : jaldi Das ...
    Sree : Paaji, Log Chloromint Kyun Khaate hain ???

    Bhajji : (SLAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!) Ab Dobara naa gal kari ...

    Clearly , Sree's ignorance was the cause if the Great Indian tamacha!
  • LOL! =D
  • pratik
    n once again , the cause of distress n animosity between two national players ,apparently self-professed "Brothers" is ...... WOMEN ! Damn the opposite sex ...
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