Disclaimer: This post below is in no way racist or anti-Indian. I am myself an Indian and I love my country. This is just a viewpoint from a female’s perspective. It’s supposed to be a satire and nothing more.

The Staring Habit:

Males all over love to stare at women. Indian males love to keep staring at women. They’ll stare you to death if they want to. You can try giving them ‘the look’ in the eye but no use. Somehow their eyes are rock solid, on target. They scan you from top to bottom and left to right. Their dark eyes scan every inch of flesh on you.

The Stinking Habit:

Indian guys stink, to the core. Guys this is a a wake up call. I believe that guys think investing in a 100 buck deodorant hurts more than investing in stocks. Every time a guy walks by and I can feel that disgusting body odor. I wonder if you guys even hit the showers every day.

The Peeing on the streets Habit:

This is not new. At any given time there’s an Indian guy peeing across the street in the public right in front of a sign that says, “Yahaan peshaab karna mana hai” meaning you can’t pee here. Just because you guys can pee standing up doesn’t mean you must pee everywhere. Use the public loo next time.

The Comment passing Habit:

Walk across a bunch of guys and your ears automatically gear up to pick up the sound signals. Every single woman in the country is so bloody used to these comments that it doesn’t bother most of them anymore. Sexually unfulfilled, testosterone charged males would make all sorts of attempts to prove their worthiness out on the streets.

The Over-friendly Habit:

Indian males tend to become over-friendly for all kinds of reasons known to them. Go to a public place and drop a pin, hundreds of men jump out of nowhere and battle to get that pin back to you. Then they’ll strike a conversation with you. They’ll want to know all sorts of personal things about you. They just don’t seem to stop. There’s a fine line between being a gentleman and being uncomfortably friendly. Indian men cross the line as usual.

Anything else you can think of? Please post them as comments.

Disclaimer: This post below is in no way racist or anti-Indian. I am myself an Indian and I love my country. This is just a viewpoint from a female’s perspective. It’s supposed to be a satire and nothing more.

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++ Kissing in a classroom is highly dangerous to you and your partner’s reputation. Don’t think no one cares or no one is watching. When you’re in a classroom someone is always watching. Even when you think you’re alone. Basic laws of college.

++ It will always go wrong no matter what. You might be Mr. Hot Shot or a Paris Hilton of your college but you just won’t get things right. You might end up biting each other’s nose.

++ All that tension about someone might gatecrash your little love making party will ruin the whole experience.

++ Kissing induces a human body’s urge to get even more physical with your partner. A classroom isn’t exactly the place where you both want to lose your virginity. Or do you? You sick bastards!

++ You’re looking for more reasons? Get a life. Get a room!

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