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One of the major advantages of being single is that you can stare at chicks all over. No guy would admit this openly but a guy feels choked while he’s committed to someone. You’ve gotta check out the hot chicks around, your eyes are tempted and your brain puts you off with a shut-up-and-look-away feeling. It’s not cheap. It’s biological.
I just happened to come across a showcase tagged Airtel Digitial TV while paying an Airtel mobile phone bill.. It wore an empty look for obvious reasons. I had no idea Bharti Airtel was launching their DTH services across the nation. If they had that display panel ready, they must be on the verge of launching their DTH services. Excited, I came back home and did some Googling on the whole thing. It seems Airtel is indeed coming out with their DTH services in the month of October. That’ll be a soft launch. They do plan to launch their services in full swing before the end of this year.
Now that’s some hot news for the DTH world. With Reliance jumping in with their Big TV DTH services, Tata Sky struggling to hold on to consumers with attractive packages and Dish TV trying to make the maximum out of Shah Rukh Khan, here comes another player and a very major player I must say.
Come on Airtel kick some DTH ass!
Being in the final year of your graduation can be really frustrating. Your mind is stuffed with all sorts of things that increase your blood pressure to the top. On top of it if you have your parents pushing you into a marriage, you’re in for trouble big time baby! Now I agree most of the times this is the case with the chicks around, all that parents pushing in an early marriage stuff. In my case, or I must say, poor Zoravar’s case it’s the opposite. My parents are keen on getting me ‘at least engaged’ to some chick I don’t know, chick I have never met or seen or even talked to.
I have always voted for staying single in my entire life. Not that I was one of those ugly ducklings at school or college. I have known people who were and who are into relationships. Trust me dude, you don’t wanna be in any of those. Chicks dig the crap out of a guy. They will make you do things you just dont want to. They will call you at the wrong times. They will ask you for those more-than-just-favor things. They will track you down wherever you go. They will ask you all those stupuid WH questions. They will take total control over you.
Ahhh! I need to clear some air with my parents. They just can’t get a poor kid married to some chick like that. But first I need to ask them if she’s really hot! How do I do that?! Any ideas?!
Admissions
Getting an admission into an engineering college in India isn’t really hard. It’s hard luck that one comes to know about this fact only after getting into an engineering college. For admissions it’s a total two years of a lock down period with books, books and tutorials. Every Indian high school science student prepares for the IIT-JEE entrance examination. I tried to convince my parents I’m not worth the money or the time but they just won’t understand. Just like all others’ parents, mine put me into two years of rigourous training for IIT-JEE entrance. Of course I didn’t make it.
Ragging
Before entering college we’ve all seen ragging in Bollywood movies, stupid Ekta Kapoor soaps on TV and heard about it from our cousins. It’s supposed to be a torture. In engineering colleges it isn’t really a big deal. At the most you get to introduce yourselves in either pure English or pure Hindi. Thanks to the various disciplinary committees formed at various engineering colleges across the nation, ragging is only limited to hostels. I was made to fuck a key hole in the hostel. Yeah poor me!
Hot Teachers
Is it just me or is it that the faculty at almost all engineering colleges are so hot! All of the lecturers during my first semester were real hot chicks. I mean those hot chicks were like straight out of the oven. My attendance never went down. I didn’t even care who taught what! All I cared about was who wore what that day! In the end, it all ends up in a WTF moment when it comes to exams.
Living the Hostel Life
If you’re in India chances are that you’ll have a Mc Donalds outlet nearby but you won’t have an engineering college in your city. Even if one exists, you won’t get an admission into it. That’s like one of the laws of engineering colleges. Living the hostel life is pure shit. The food stinks. You never know who your room mate is going to be. It’s all like an arranged marriage. And then you have to make an excuse to the warden every time you plan a night out.
Placements
The placement period is a real let down. It’s like an explosion just took place and everyone is running up and down over you like crazy. People whom you referred to as friends for the past three years are all ready to slit your throat. Competition is tough and every second, every little piece of advice counts. Those who get placed first get that saala-lucky-boy.girl look from everyone who got left out. The interviews are almost like MTV Roadies auditions minus the abusing.
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