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Ohh you think he’s no more,
Ohh you think he’s long gone,
Look inside baby,
He’s right here. He’s right inside you.
He still lives here,
He still breathes here,
Ohh look who goes there,
He’s still alive,
Ohh yeah he’s still alive!
The Raavan is still alive,
He still rules our little world,
He’s still in control,
Ohh! The Raavan…
The Curious Ones
These freaks check out each and every item that rests on the shelves. They may or may not be interested in buying all of these but somehow they feel they’ve been sent to Earth with the mission to check out all products at display. It’s better to ask one of these people if you’re looking for something specific in a retail store in India rather than the staff there.
The Bargain Hunters
These people love discounts. All kinds of discounts, schemes, crazy marketing frauds is on their menu every day. They don’t mind how low or high the bargain goes. They’ll cry for a Rupee. They’ll buy stuff they don’t even need. Just show them the flashy discounted pricing label and they’ve got it in their shopping carts.
The Copy Cats
These shoppers have no real independent aim of their own. They lock down on a single shopper and see what he or she is loading her shopping cart with. Then they start buying stuff that they see that person is buying. Freaks with a big F!
Continue reading ‘5 Shoppers you meet at Indian Retail Stores’
All this time I thought it would be the aliens who would strike Earth and ultimately end our world. Turns out that Hollywood and all those science fiction books were a rip off. Nothing of that sort is gonna happen it seems. For the last couple of months everyone around me has been bugging me about this freak show happening at Geneva. And that the world will pretty much end. Yeah like they always say!
So I decided to dig into the whole thing and help everyone understand what these people are cooking at CERN. Here is the CERN Experiment, simplified, Ishy style!
After 25 years of planning and construction, scientists at CERN, the European particle physics laboratory, will switch on a huge experiment this morning which, they say, will tell us more about the origins of the universe and could lead to thousands of new inventions.The Large Hadron Collider, or LHC, built deep underground in Switzerland, will smash tiny particles into each other at speeds almost as fast as light itself.
Alright. All that smashing particle thing went just straight over your head, right? Well lemme explain. Everyone is keen to know the origin of the universe and there’s got to be some freaky mechanism to find that out. The Large Hadron Collider is just like the juicer/mixer your mom uses to make that juice you hate to drink. Only in this case, the LHC is one hell of a juicer.
The LHC is the world’s biggest particle accelerator. A series of superconducting magnets in pipes stored deep underground speed up tiny sub-atomic particles called protons to very near the speed of light. The particles whizz around a 17-mile tunnel deep underground between the border of France and Switzerland 11,245 times every second.
See I told you it’s a big thing! That 12-mile deep tunnel, I wonder if it houses any Mc Donalds drive through!
Kidnap
2008-10-12 23:05
Crap! Crap! Crap!
0.3Singh is Kinng
2008-08-30 23:51
Totally crappy!
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