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Archive for April, 2008

Laloo at his best!


IPL Karmayudh: Why Bhajji slapped Sreesanth?

[Just after the game got over. The players are still on the field.]

Bhajji : Damn! Yarr Sree, we lost again!
Sreesanth : You know one of those sexy cheerleaders was shouting my name!
Bhajji: I tell you we need Sachin bhai to do something for us.
Sreesanth : I think I should go ask her out. What say?!
Bhajji: We haven’t won a single match yarr!
Sreesanth : Oh man…just look at her! She’s so damn sexy!
Bhajji: What? Who?
Sreesanth : Oh no that’s Gauri, Shah Rukh’s wife.
Bhajji: What the hell Sreesanth?! Concentrate on the game dude.
Sreesanth : F%$# the game man! Just look at those chicks, before the Government bans them.
Bhajji: You moron!

[One tight slap]

Harry’s Guide to Solving Rubik’s Cube!

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DLF Indian Premier League: Political Mantras

DLF Indian premier leagueThe much awaited Indian Premier League kicked off last night with a spectacular match between the Kolkota Knight Riders and the Bangalore Royal Challengers. The Knight Riders kicked some real butt last night. The cheerleaders, the music, the atmosphere, the players, the sixes, all added to the excitement IPL offers. But somewhere in a dingy office in Delhi a popular political leader wasn’t really happy with the way things were. So he decided to call his mom.

[Beep Beep]

Sonia: Yes mera chunnu?!
Rahul: Momma…are you watching TV?
Sonia: Beta chunnu…I have a nation to run here.
Rahul: But that is PM’s job momma!
Sonia: So…?
Rahul: Oh…got it got it! Look momma I have a real problem this time.
Sonia: Beta we’ll crown you the PM soon, don’t worry.
Rahul: No momma it’s about this Indian Premier League.
Sonia: Oh! I told them to call it Rahul Gandhi Indian Premier League. Damn those morons are so rich they won’t take any money.
Rahul: No momma. They didn’t let me have my own team. And they have these almost naked cheerleaders and…
Sonia: Beta you could have your own team. Heard about that fantasy cricket thing?! And don’t stare at any naked chick.
Rahul: No momma…no momma…I want my own team!
Sonia: Beta I have to go now. Go get some ice-cream and lick.
Rahul: Momma…they didn’t even invite me for a match.
Rahul: Momma….momma you there…?!
Rahul: Mommmmmmmaaaaaa…… [starts crying]

Life as I know it!

life as i know it First of all I’m sorry for a long absence from the blogging scene. I’ve been experiencing an awful lot of Hypotension in the past couple of weeks. It’s almost like it’s killing me. I know I’ve got to see a doctor but I’m just being too lazy about it now. It feels like a sudden attack coming out of nowhere. A few minutes of deep breaths and it’s gone. Those few minutes are just horrible. There are no external signs though. But still I need to get myself checked up before it kills me. I hope it doesn’t. I just registered this domain name and I don’t wanna let go until it expires!

Anyways let’s not talk about anything killing me. Let’s talk about life. Everything has changed quite a lot for me ever since I moved to Delhi. Moving from a place like Chandigarh to Delhi is like moving from heaven to hell. Hell it is! The roads are like a mini zoo. You could spot so many different creatures out there, right in the middle of the road. The people stare at you all the time. Like you’re from another planet or something, they just keep staring at you no matter what. The autowallahs just can’t be polite. They still want to charge you a bomb and shout at you for one wrong turn. The smoke, dust, pollution and really big fat insects are out there to get you. The traffic adds to the misery. I feel it’s time they quarantine the city before it spreads the poison too far.

The pain is just too much sometimes. I hardly get to go out. I don’t have any friends nearby. The only happy time I get is when I’m laughing my way to glory at college and when I’m visiting my cousins at Rohini. I don’t consider Rohini as a part of Delhi. One it’s too far north. Two it’s way too much better and cleaner. The best part is when I get to go back home in Chandigarh. I’ll be attending an official six weeks internship at Chandigarh itself during the summer holidays. I’m really really looking forward to it! But I have exams first. And I need to work hard on those as well. So it means less Orkutting, chatting, web surfing, movies and vehla-panti! I will still keep blogging for sure. And in the mean time if hypotension kills me, I just want to tell you I really appreciate ‘you’. Yes ‘you’ the one reading my blog! See you on the other side.






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