From the monthly archives:

April 2008



[Just after the game got over. The players are still on the field.]

Bhajji : Damn! Yarr Sree, we lost again!
Sreesanth : You know one of those sexy cheerleaders was shouting my name!
Bhajji: I tell you we need Sachin bhai to do something for us.
Sreesanth : I think I should go ask her out. What say?!
Bhajji: We haven’t won a single match yarr!
Sreesanth : Oh man…just look at her! She’s so damn sexy!
Bhajji: What? Who?
Sreesanth : Oh no that’s Gauri, Shah Rukh’s wife.
Bhajji: What the hell Sreesanth?! Concentrate on the game dude.
Sreesanth : F%$# the game man! Just look at those chicks, before the Government bans them.
Bhajji: You moron!

[One tight slap]


Harry’s Guide to Solving Rubik’s Cube!

April 21, 2008

If Rubik’s Cube has made your life miserable then fear no more! Here’s an ultimate six second solution to Rubik’s cube. Use this to impress your girlfriend. Use this to show off your brilliance. I don’t care. But thank me for making your life a little less miserable. Take out your shiny cube and follow [...]

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DLF Indian Premier League: Political Mantras

April 19, 2008

The much awaited Indian Premier League kicked off last night with a spectacular match between the Kolkota Knight Riders and the Bangalore Royal Challengers. The Knight Riders kicked some real butt last night. The cheerleaders, the music, the atmosphere, the players, the sixes, all added to the excitement IPL offers. But somewhere in a dingy [...]

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Life as I know it!

April 16, 2008

First of all I’m sorry for a long absence from the blogging scene. I’ve been experiencing an awful lot of Hypotension in the past couple of weeks. It’s almost like it’s killing me. I know I’ve got to see a doctor but I’m just being too lazy about it now. It feels like a sudden [...]

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Movie Review: Meet the Spartans

April 15, 2008

Thank God for flash drives! I saw this one while on board the Chandigarh Jan-Shatabdi Express with Ankur. He really saved my life. He had this flick on his flash drive. We managed to really enjoy the four hour long trip with this hilarious spoof and some Gauravisms. The movie is total time pass. Watch [...]

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